Thursday, July 24, 2008

A smashing new victory!

Well, from listening to Republicans across the country, I see that they've ret-conned a new reason we went to war!

As you know, we went to war with Iraq to find active WMD programs, er, defeat an ally of al Qaeda, I mean, bring peace and prosperity to the Iraqis , uh, oh, yes! reduce violence, at least in Baghdad, and allow the Iraqi government to make progress towards creating a unified Iraq! Anyway, due to our troops and their leaders, including the brilliant and courageous John McCain and George Bush, we've achieved victory!

It must be great to be a high ranking Republican! You get all the great victories and effusive praise given to a toddler, while still being old enough to drink (and, alas, hold elective office).

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