Wednesday, August 11, 2010
A great idea!
I think it's a great idea. Mr. Gutfeld, go ahead. Open your gay bar.
Really. It's your money. Do what you want with it. I admit, I don't like the idea of anyone spending their money for the sole purpose of being a twit, but, hey, if that's what floats your boat, cool.
But I do hope you've considered your situation.
See, everyone knows why you're doing this. And not everyone's going to appreciate the idea behind it. And, so... well....
Have you toured gay bars in New York? I mean, *lots* of gay bars? Yes, even *those* gay bars?
Here's how I figure it. You open that gay bar, and one of two things are going to happen. Either lots of folks will go there to game you, to make that bar the kind of place that... well, let's just say you won't want to show the place off to your mom any time soon. Or no one will show up at all. You'll go out of business.
But hey - play your cards right, and you might just make a killing, with the hottest, nastiest, dirtiest gay bar ever.
You might want to explain these possibilities to your investors before opening night.